Not Me!

It is Not Me Monday over at My Charming Kids. Check it out here.

What am I not up to on this fine Monday afternoon?

I am NOT here. Typing.

When I have 2 more trees to take down.

Boxes of ornaments to put away.

Dishes to wash.

Laundry to fold.

A Turkey to toodle.

No. I am not!

And I am certainly not consumed with thoughts of this place:

or this image:

I am NOT imagining Superman on this horse, in these chaps...good golly, no!

or this one:

Oh Gosh! I can't breathe! Somebody call Superman, QUICK!

I have not noticed, that in the past year, my house has gained a few of these:

And there will NOT be more.

*grins*

I will NOT be sending out this photo (or a similar one) on my Christmas card in the near future.

No, sir!

And since I do not like horses, I will not be begging for the chance to watch this beauty run wild any time soon.

And I did not stalk this woman while she had a store in our mall over Christmas.

Princess might have. but NOT me. Oh no!

Because I am always too busy for things like blogging and fantasizing.

I must keep my home in order: floors washed ans waxed, not a toy in sight.

NO evidence of wild life here!

Please do not scroll down to the other posts if you believe any of the above. ;)

And I am SURELY NOT swearing as I try to readjust to Explorer from Firefox when writing this blog that has taken FOREVER to set up. Not me.

I don't swear.

And I would never leave Firefox. That would be CRAZY!