I feel like it hase been forever since I posted, but it has only been since Monday. What's up with that? Time really flies, huh? Well, we are kicking off a new program here at the CRAZY house called "Clean Up Your Room, Or Else!" Let me explain how this came about. First a visual:

This is somewhat what I imagine it must have looked like: the tornado that swept through his room, that is.
It was a normal day. We were preparing for a visit from some out of town family and MVP was not well. So I went to his room (a.k.a. the guest room) to change the sheets and clean up a bit. After clearing a path through the dirty laundry, clean laundry ON THE FLOOR! (gritting teeth), shoes, GARBAGE, books and odds and ends, I got down to business with the REAL cleaning. However, by that time, I was a little miffed. Let me be clear: I am NOT the June Cleaver type. I can tolerate a mess. But let me just say, this was SO much more than a mess! I counted 7 water bottles under his bed!!!!! Empty ones...with a trash can right there next to the bed...of course nothing was in it because he threw it all on the floor! paper scraps, lint, bottle caps, Legos....oh my!
Moving on to Sugar's Room. Dirty Kleenxes (OK, maybe those were mine, but they should have been in the trash!) stuffed animals, carpet skates (sweet, but not in the right place) books, old newspapers (does he read them??), mismathced shoes, a cup that hasn't been worn since JULY!, hangers, empty baggies (huh?) and a Starwars battleship. Oy!
Oddly, the rest of his room (above the carpet) was in pretty good shape.
So Superman and I sat down and had a pow-wow. And we launched the new campaign. As I type this MVP is home sick, but I am making him clean his room. Big meanie!
I guess another idea would be to turn out the lights and charge admission, calling it a HAUNTED HALLOWEEN TOUR! wah-ah-AH!