Here's a tip: if you happen to be driving on the interstate and from the backseat you hear "Mommy, what's this red stuff all over me?".
DO NOT LOOK BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE PULLED OVER!
Even if you think she just had an M&M in her hand that melted (yeah, I know they are not supposed to, but "they" forgot to factor in sweaty little hands and licking.)
No limbs missing. Thank God. Just lots of blood and a little swelling. What a day, what a day...
My life is never dull...
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